Views from an Adult

Once in a while you meet a pair of swingers that you wish you had never pissed off. I had realized after many years of research in the area of how swingers think and act that it's usually the soft spoken middle aged ones you have to keep a close eye on. They are totally sex crazy. They wanna embrace your bed with their presence and they will not take no for an answer. I can prove this with well written facts backed up by experts in the field marking my every word as being totally truthful and honest.

As many of you may not already know I wrote a 50.000 word thesis of the life of swingers and it was so highly appreciated I now work full time in travelling around the country giving speeches at different universities. Next week I will be attending none other than Harvard university to give a two hour speech about how swingers adapt to society. This speech had gathered such spotlight that there are only 300 reserved seats to attend and over 600 people have shown interest. Soon I will start working on my next project titled "how to avoid making a fool of yourself on a blind date". Already this project has gained some popularity and Yale university want me to make my first official speech on this subject at their school. How could I say no.

Actually everything I just told you was a complete lie and I have never written a thesis on any of the subjects that I just tried to say I did. I never even went to university let alone held speeches at the most popular ones in the world. I spend my days looking after my 98 year old grandmother and her cat fluffy. I have been living in her basement ever since my parents died in a car crash a few weeks after I was born and she is like a mother to me. The house we live is dirty and cold because I lost all our money playing online poker and the debt collectors came around and took all the furniture we had. We live of benefits and we go to homeless shelters to get food or we beg on the street depending on how cold the weather is outside. This story was just to let everybody know how easy it is to lie on the Internet. Never trust anyone.